Like any executives with a little too much play money, a sports team can be a worthwhile investment, especially when it is for their favorite basketball enthusiast, Wildfire. BARiTONES dorm is home to the Tokyo-F Jyantas, and the ursine face of Silence from Future is Now's beloved assistant is featured prominently at center court. They are also on the pinnies players can wear, which are reversible to differentiate the home and away teams, and hang on a rack on the sidelines. Holofoil Jyanta stickers also decorate the water cooler nearby, and a Jyanta poster on the wall reminds competitors to stay hydrated.

Anyone who would rather spectate than play can take the stairs to the executive skybox bar. Those who choose to ascend will be greeted by a large acrylic case full of gold trophies, commemorating the unit's game victories. They're arranged around a mascot suit-sized plush Jyanta head.

A mahogany bar runs along the back wall, complete with wine and beer on tap, and mini refrigerators to store other refreshments. A flatscreen TV has also been mounted behind the bar, so visitors in search of snacks don't miss any of the action. Spanning the length of the windows facing the court are a row of two-seat leather couches in the unit's signature claret red, which provide a comfortable place to watch the game. They include a compartment to hold drinks on each side, and can be adjusted to a reclining position.

The controls for the PA system and scoreboard are also located in the skybox, for any would-be announcers and scorekeepers.