AlcheME!'s dorm contains a lounge - well, something that might be considered a lounge in a place where it's normal for everything to be encrusted in shining, glittering gemstone, anyway. Contained within is a set of three plain-looking tables - upon waving one's hands over them and enunciating the Magic Words, or perhaps even the Words of Power if one feels particularly wizardly, they take on the form of any of a variety of table-based games (such as pool, ping pong, air hockey, foosball, roulette, etc.), complete with the supplies needed to play them.

On the far wall is a dartboard, and next to it is a bar - completely unstocked, except for a minifridge containing an unlimited supply of mixers and a bar gun with options for Imepro Brand Sodas. Located here are also the controls for the sound system rigged around the room's perimeter, syncable to anyone's phone to play any song on it over the speakers.

Ambient lighting is provided by a single crystal lantern hung from a string over the centremost table, with a dimmer switch at the entrance.