AlcheME!’s laundry room is as confounding as the rest of the dorm, as it consists entirely of “washing machines” and “dryers” that appear to just be large crystal balls that you shove clothes and detergent into before watching them fill with purple. This cleans and dries them, somehow!

A drying rack and a sink exist for hand wash-only clothes and people who are cowards that hate fun and magic, situated next to a counter that contains a supply of various clothing cleaning supplies.